Get ready for your close-up, darling. After your 45-minute makeup instruction from Jane, your face will be soft, your eyes smoky, and your lips luscious and plump. I invite you into my boudoir for pampering instruction on how to achieve the alluring effect all women strive for. Speaking into the camera as I demonstrate on Jason-cum-Mary, you’ll learn which products to buy, how to apply them, and how to avoid looking garish or harsh. My goal? To celebrate your true feminine alter ego!

Priced at $34.95, this DVD is currently available by mail order, shipped promptly and discreetly and with the tender loving care X-traordinary Talk! is known for. Jane Makes You Over $34.95

ALSO! Special! Two makeup kit options!

The Complete Makeup Kit: Want to avoid the hassle and embarrassment of going to the makeup counter? If so, we invite you to order the makeup products I use in “Jane Makes You Over.” All the makeup will arrive with your DVD, packed in an adorable little makeup kit—every girl has one!—perfect for organizing your girly products at home as well as for travel.

What will your kit contain? Oh, my, such treats (mostly from Revlon) I’ve chosen for you! Open your femmy little case... you’ll find:

• Revlon Colorstay face makeup for even coverage
• Concealer to cover broken veins, freckles, and other little flaws
• Eyelashes (and adhesive), long & gorgeous
• Eyeshadow for your bedroom eyes
• Blush for soft, kissable cheeks
• Blush to help prominent features recede in appearance
• Face powder to “set” your makeup
• Eyebrow pencil
• Mascara
• Eyeliner
• Lipliner
• Lipstick, soft, plumping, and kissable
• Nail pollish
• Nail polish remover (plus cotton balls)
• Makeup sponges and applicators
• Set of brushes to apply face powder, blush, and eyeshadow

These products are available from your local drugstore for about $130; or you can buy them discreetly from X-tratalk! for $180.
Buy your makeup kit with your DVD now and save $10! Kit & DVD $204.95

If you’d like the make-up without the DVD, you can order it here: Kit $180

The Mini-Makeup Kit: No one ever said being a woman was cheap (even being a cheap woman is darned expensive!). If the full she-bang above is more than you want to start with, we also offer the following mini-kit. These products, also packed in a cute little case, include:

• Colorstay Revlon face makeup
• Blush
• Eyebrow pencil
• Mascara
• Lipstick

At your local drugstore, these items will set you back about $45; for your convenience and discretion we will send them to you, packaged discreetly, of course, for $60. Buy them at the same time you buy the DVD and we’ll give you $10 off.

To buy the Makeover DVD plus the Mini-Makeup Kit: Kit & DVD $84.95

Produced for X-traordinary Talk! by Naughty Cookie Productions, this DVD runs 45 minutes.